Having used the dark and damp confines of this site to cultivate huge crops of blatant ridiculousity, I had assumed that everyone was aware that what passes for information around here is to be used strictly for entertainment purposes only. Allow me to state for the record, and for any humor-policing agencies that may be monitoring this publication, that I had no idea that anyone was taking this stuff literally. However, while trolling through the webosphere I have discovered several accounts of misguided individuals who appear to be doing just that…
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Ten Ways to Not Get Mugged
by Brent on March 2, 2007
in Commentary
Crime is rampant, very rampant, even people who have never once used the word rampant, much less several times in the same sentence, agree that if anything was ever rampant; it is most definitely crime today. Many criminals I know have been forced to hang up their masks and guns and find work as corporate [...]
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