While I have been harvesting badgers, feng shuing my shrubbery and generally enjoying the fruits of idleness, it has come to my attention1 that the Ominous Comma has achieved front page Google ranking in the highly competitive niche of Jello Phobia.
It has long been a dream of mine to use my humble writing abilities to [...]
I have been reading up on Search Engine Optimization lately and my research has inspired me to try and clarify the focus and purpose of the Ominous Comma, in the hope of reaching a greater percentage of my internet neighbors with the glad tidings of my existence.
Regular readers will have already grasped the humorous intent of these pages, but since my presentation is often very highbrow and almost always very, very, very dry, causal observers, may they be human or search engine, may not immediately grasp the point of all this Very Exciting Nonsense…
We are exactly 56 days into the raging torrent of mirth know as the Ominous Comma and already I have decided to sell out my meager allotment of artistic integrity and virtual street credibility for improved ratings.
Shhhh…I’m listening for mouse clicks…
