A Cult of Multiple Personalities
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I don’t want to write right now.
And of all the many things I don’t want to write at this moment, I think what I most not want to write is this sentence right here.
I hate this sentence.
Everything about it.
Its length, its wording, that fact that it’s coming from my keyboard.
I despise it all.
And if there [...]
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…There was also summoned from the thickening ether that surrounds both humor blogs and public restrooms alike, a certain gelatinous gentleman of questionable repute: Jeremy the Feisty Jello Fungus.
Like so many of us, Jeremy was conceived as a dare and is faced with the daunting prospect of finding meaning in a life already far exceeding any plans of his propagators…
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The NSA couldn’t find him. MI6 gave up in despair. Even geographic legend Carmen Sandiego had no idea where in the world he was.
But where they failed, the unstoppable might and devastatingly good taste of the Comma-reading horde has prevailed…
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Entirely too often I allow the minor distractions of life to blind me to what is truly important. Family, career, college, writing, acting, even sleep, at one time or another, have all come between me and my responsibility to keep abreast of my favorite blogs…
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Many people dream of one day meeting the stringent standards required to write for the Comma.
Today, for many of you, that dream can come true…
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Rouge Agent Flips Canada The Bucket
by Brent on January 25, 2008
in Commentary
The Fording Report:
A Herman Fording exclusive.
In a shocking, gratuitous, and hopefully award winning display of international impropriety, survivalist and blog-stalker Christopher NotSee, has confessed to assaulting the nation of Canada with former rap star M.C. Hammer…
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