Breaking All My Promises To Never Grow Up
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…There was also summoned from the thickening ether that surrounds both humor blogs and public restrooms alike, a certain gelatinous gentleman of questionable repute: Jeremy the Feisty Jello Fungus.
Like so many of us, Jeremy was conceived as a dare and is faced with the daunting prospect of finding meaning in a life already far exceeding any plans of his propagators…
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The NSA couldn’t find him. MI6 gave up in despair. Even geographic legend Carmen Sandiego had no idea where in the world he was.
But where they failed, the unstoppable might and devastatingly good taste of the Comma-reading horde has prevailed…
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Entirely too often I allow the minor distractions of life to blind me to what is truly important. Family, career, college, writing, acting, even sleep, at one time or another, have all come between me and my responsibility to keep abreast of my favorite blogs…
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Many people dream of one day meeting the stringent standards required to write for the Comma.
Today, for many of you, that dream can come true…
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I have been doing a lot of writing this week. Unfortunately, not much of it has been for this site.
Finals and new-job paperwork has consumed my valuable writing time, so those of you hoping for my usual polished posting precision are speedily heading for disappointment.
But for those of you still reading, I am stooping to the ultimate in vanity and desperation: I am posting my homework…
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Rouge Agent Flips Canada The Bucket
by Brent on January 25, 2008
in Commentary
The Fording Report:
A Herman Fording exclusive.
In a shocking, gratuitous, and hopefully award winning display of international impropriety, survivalist and blog-stalker Christopher NotSee, has confessed to assaulting the nation of Canada with former rap star M.C. Hammer…
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