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[...] Diggs presents The Joy of Friday posted at The Ominous Comma shares a joyful monologue boasting about his favorite day of the week, [...]

By: Lynn

Lynn — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:53:37 +0000

I would not argue with eating being a religious event!

By: Brent

Brent — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 18:41:28 +0000

John O.

We of the Comma community are honored by the presence of the Thought police. We have prepared a special reception for your entire squad in the back room.

Don’t forget your neckties, we have a dress code.

By: E. L. Farnsworth

E. L. Farnsworth — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:41:47 +0000

Well said Lynn,

I see that all are not Eddie Larry’s crowd then. Champagne and Caviar shall be served at TGIFE!

(But then this might qualify it as a religious event)

Perhaps the good Dr. T could have a room in the back – kind of like the mob does. A place where he can play that necktie thing on underlings who don’t do waht is asked. I see possibilities here.

E.L. Farnsworth

By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:05:30 +0000

I would absolutely eat at TGIFE.

By: John O.

John O. — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:26:20 +0000

Warning….

The thought police have detected in this thread an apparent attempt to turn “Friday” into a holiday.

It is our responsibility to warn you that if you proceed you must document that this so called holiday is not in response to some “religious” event.

Of course we at Thought police HQ believe in complete religious freedom. We know that the only way to guarantee this freedom is to eliminate all discourse about religion anywhere anytime. (See regulation 15.5 paragraph 7)

However if this “holiday” can be traced back to Scientology, you are exempt as this would fall under the “Fairy Tale” clause (See regulation 73.2 paragraph 3)

(Please note when consulting the manual for compliance . If your manual was published before 1990 you need substitute the word “Leprechaun ” with “Tom Cruise”

Regards,

The Thought Police

By: Brent

Brent — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:31:12 +0000

Frankly, Mondrian didn’t rate a day of his own, but his work was deeply influenced by the square symmetry of the calendar itself, with the red letter days giving particular artistic inspiration.

By: Diesel

Diesel — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:37:01 +0000

I learned more from this one post than I did listening to Beyonce’s entire ALBUM.

Funny stuff, dude. Was Monday named after Piet Mondrian? Stupid colored shape day.

By: Eddie Farnum

Eddie Farnum — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:39:10 +0000

Farnsworth! nock it off. Lay off my folks here – I warned you. I’m goin to set that killer possum on you again.

I think there is a joint called TGIF already, seems like I saw one – realy fancy “Farnsworth” type place. Put beer in glasses and stuff. Don’t know if they get it from Walmart though. So you go for it.

Eddie Larry Farnum

By: E. L. Farnsworth

E. L. Farnsworth — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:33:03 +0000

Quote from rjlight: “Hey, maybe you should open a restaurant called TGIF?”

Really! Must you!!!
This is certainly Eddie Larry’s crowd. Read the article – if you must comment – really!!!

The restaurant should be “TGIFE”!!!