Between family in town, friends in car accidents, and a lost dog, things have been a little busy around Ominous Comma World Headquarters.
Fortunately I have been able to crawl out of my den of excuses just long enough to whine in the direction of the caption contest entries and determine which ones have the stomach, or possibly the ear-protection, to proceed to the semi-finals.
And so, in no particular order here is the image and the caption for your selection. Choose wisely…Nazi’s might shoot your dad. Or curse you to an eternity of franchise sequels.
Finalists:
“E-Pluribi-rss” by TheMrs
“Another Satisfied DONCO Art School Graduate!” by don
“I see this on a t-shirt making me millions” by Creechman
“Brent demonstrates his first million dollar product concept: The one ring binder!” by diesel
“New college grad. No job, no money. Feed me.” by Jay
“Rainbows are pretty, even in black and white.” by Lynn
“Brent’s Graduation Ceremony: Proudly Sponsored by Feedburner” by Lord Likely
Democracy Ahead – Watch Your Step
Vote heartily my hearties, polls close Monday at 4 PM and I will post a winner most soonest thereafter.
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I didn’t see my candidate there so I just voted for the one that looked prettiest.
I just heard from a reliable source that the final 7 comments were actually all written by the Dr. anonymously. It’s rigged folks.
Oh for crying out loud!
Somebody needs to get Lord Likely fixed!
The guy goes on vacation, I make an impassioned plea to my sixes of loyal readers, and he still kicks my butt on the caption contest!
I hate talent.
Happy Mother’s Day Camille!
Crap, I missed the caption contest. No more vacations for me.
Don, you should try being British….. and vulgar….. and a lush*. It worked for old LL.
*well that’s what I heard.
Don, you just need to clone yourself like he did.
Although Doctor Toboggans is still mysteriously absent, he did leave behind his Clone-O-Matic 6000.
I’d be willing to take a whack at it if you like.
After all, how hard could genetic manipulation really be?
My First Attempt
It’s that kind of voter dedication that makes America so great.
I haven’t seen the doctor recently and I’m hoping that means I’m cured.
But I wouldn’t put that sort of thing past him. I wouldn’t wave your credit card past him either, not since he acquired Wireless Card Validator technology.
Yeah. What he said.
Who authorized your vacation in the first place? Get back to work! Those jello sculptures aren’t going to hang themselves!
I soooo missed you Chris non-C!!!