To celebrate my return to full and glorious Comma-ness, I have prepared a special treat. The information you are about to receive is confidential so try not to spread it virally all over the webosphere. Especially try not to mention it to the Hot Comma Momma.
What she does not know cannot come back to haunt me.
Have a great weekend and watch out for those folks at humor-blogs.com, they’re a little on the scary side.
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Camille, are you there? CAMILLE CAN YOU HEAR ME?
We wives stick together.
You could always put it on a pike outside your door to serve as a warning for all those other presumptuous prize-givers out there.
Well, I have a little confession of my own. I bought the honeydew melon with the full knowledge that Brent would not eat it, so that I could eat it all myself because I love honeydew melons. It’s a lot like when men buy their wives lingerie for birthdays or Christmas and say it is for their wives when in reality it is for themselves.
What kind of person does not love honeydews? I betcha Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t like ‘em either.
Feel free to compare and contrast.
I don’t like honeydews either. Except the only ones I ever get come in list form and contain a bunch crap I have to do around the house.
Love the confession booth. (Smart and funny addition)
As for the honeydew melon…well…you gotta start somewhere. Maybe the next time your fans reach 100 comments Camille’s prize will be upgraded to a casaba melon.
wow, you can really throw your voice — for a minute I thought that was her!
RJ,
After years of rigorous training, my voice even comes back after being thrown.
That’s what dedication will get you.
Sher,
I didn’t know Dahmer personally, but Doctor Tobaggons tells me that he was more of a watermelon person.
As for my preferences let’s just say that not everything that I say in the presence (or overhearing range) of my wife is necessarily intended for factual accuracy.
It is not always evil to provoke the Hot Momma a bit if you are prepared to make up later.
And by “you” I mean “me.”
P.S. I like your new avatar.