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Halloween Tragedy In Progress

I interrupt my chronic abandonment of this blog to bring you the following announcement: After a long and comforting absence, Dr Harold Toboggans has been sighted again in Memphis.

Reliable sources confirm rumors that the infamous psychoanalyst is set to attend the Cooper Young Trunk or Treat celebration this Sunday, October 31st. The event is scheduled to run from 4pm to 6pm at 1015 Cooper Ave, so, in the interest of safety, I suggest you all head to Arkansas.

Amazingly, the Doctor is already blogging about this hideous new plan over at the Mind Over Memphis site.

The brave/foolhardy can find more details on the impending Trunk or Treat tragedy here.

Christmas Surprise

Here’s a little something I’ve been working up for DangerCouch fans or anyone who enjoys less-than-serious Christmas music:  the 9+1 Songs of Christmas.

9+1 songs from DangerCouch

Here for your watching/listening/giggling pleasure are 8 songs (9 tomorrow) and 1 poem from 2006 Christmas concert. It’s a playlist, so feel free to just click on it and YouTube will do the rest.

Some songs are regular Christmas carols, some are extra-crispy. Enjoy them all.

More info on DangerCouch here.

Blagggghhhhh – A Complete and Utter Loss of Motivation

I don’t want to write right now.

And of all the many things I don’t want to write at this moment, I think what I most not want to write is this sentence right here.

I hate this sentence.

Everything about it.

Its length, its wording, that fact that it’s coming from my keyboard.

I despise it all.

And if there is anything on this entire planet that I hate more that that sentence up there, I think it must be this one right here.

Because the only thing worse than a despicable series of phrases, is a second one, drawing attention to the first.

In fact, it wouldn’t be too much to say that this entire article is fully loathsome from beginning to end.

So much so, I can’t believe I am still writing it.

But on I go, in a senseless display of literary self-torment.

I don’t do this merely because I am a sick and twisted individual, addicted to my own pain.

No it’s worse than that.

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I do it because I practice a very specific type of masochism, known simply as Writing, and with this particular disorder the only thing worse than to indulge in it, is not to.

Don’t feel sorry for me, I have enough self-pity for us all.

That is all.

For today.

Answers to Questions People May or May Not be Asking

Every so often I like to pause the slow creaking machinery of this publication in order to answer certain burning hypothetical questions which, at least theoretically, could be troubling the minds of readers everywhere.

Here we go…

Yes, I’m still alive.

No, I haven’t been writing here very often.

Yes, I still love you.

No, you can’t move in.

Moving In

Yes , I’m still busy fixing this site, promoting the Mind Over Memphis videos, and doing all the things I whined about here.

No, I didn’t run out of ideas.

Yes, time and energy are in short supply lately.

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Yes, the Hot Comma Momma is still hot.

No, I will not issue a comment on those awkward burns.

Yes, Little Miss Ominous and her new husband are doing well.

No, I don’t have a counter-point to that statement.

Yes, it’s been a crazy busy year.

No, it’s not over yet.

Happy Monday

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Smoking Hot Wife Stolen By Merciless Multinational Company – With Video

I have for you today my latest video in the What Brent Says series. I had originally titled it “You Look Too Good,” but my old associate Herman Fording hooked me up with a more sensational headline.

So with no further ado allow me to present:

Evil Corporation Steals my Hot Wife

Being a free country and all you have the joyous opportunity to watch Evil Corporation Steals my Hot Wife over and over again, as many times as you like. You also have the privilege of rating it and leaving outraged and highly opinionated comments upon YouTube itself.

It’s just another thing that makes America so great.

Go ahead, you know you want to.

Happy Independence Day

Stand by for an important holiday announcement

Happy Fourth of July

Happy Fourth of July from everyone here at The Ominous Comma

Be safe