I interrupt my chronic abandonment of this blog to bring you the following announcement: After a long and comforting absence, Dr Harold Toboggans has been sighted again in Memphis.
Reliable sources confirm rumors that the infamous psychoanalyst is set to attend the Cooper Young Trunk or Treat celebration this Sunday, October 31st. The event is scheduled to run from 4pm to 6pm at 1015 Cooper Ave, so, in the interest of safety, I suggest you all head to Arkansas.
Every so often I like to pause the slow creaking machinery of this publication in order to answer certain burning hypothetical questions which, at least theoretically, could be troubling the minds of readers everywhere.
Here we go…
Yes, I’m still alive.
No, I haven’t been writing here very often.
Yes, I still love you.
No, you can’t move in.
Yes , I’m still busy fixing this site, promoting the Mind Over Memphis videos, and doing all the things I whined about here.
I have for you today my latest video in the What Brent Says series. I had originally titled it “You Look Too Good,” but my old associate Herman Fording hooked me up with a more sensational headline.
So with no further ado allow me to present:
Evil Corporation Steals my Hot Wife
Being a free country and all you have the joyous opportunity to watch Evil Corporation Steals my Hot Wife over and over again, as many times as you like. You also have the privilege of rating it and leaving outraged and highly opinionated comments upon YouTube itself.
It’s just another thing that makes America so great.