I still love you, I have just been very busy with my other…well, real life.
I’m sure it’s just a phase and soon I’ll be back and we’ll have just as much fun as ever.
Unless of course, we don’t…or I don’t…or the internet evolves into a sentient copper-and-optic based lifeform and imprisons all of mankind into an interactive virtual reality show of forced brain cell atrophy.
Which might leave you posting me.
Did I mention my great love for you?