SPF-100 ~It’s Not Just For Sunshine Anymore

March 1, 2009

Today I would like to bring to your attention an artist of the highest caliber. A creator not just of beauty, but of auditory magic. A musician of such talent and rhythmic audacity that I am humbled to even mention his name in print….

SPF-100 trance at its finest

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How I Got Married On Facebook – The Video

February 21, 2009

After nearly twenty years with The Hot Comma Momma, I have decided to make an honest woman out of her.

Already, I know a host of husbands are leaning closer to their screens; anxious to discover what manner of experimental therapy I have pioneered borrowed from Doctor Toboggans to deliver such breathtaking results….

facebook wedding video

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Happy Valentine’s Day My Dearest Blog

February 14, 2009

Dear Blog,

I still love you, I have just been very busy with my other…well, real life…
heart

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Doctor Toboggans Lives – Caught On Video

February 1, 2009

We interrupt your previously scheduled Anniversary Celebration to bring you the following Urgent News Development:

Doctor Harold Toboggans has been found.

After an unexplained six-month absence, self-renown psychologist and internet racketeer Harold toboggans was spotted by several witnesses today at a Memphis area park…

toboggans-thumb

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Nofollow Again

January 25, 2009

Fifteen months ago, in an attempt to reward those individuals displaying the taste and distinction to comment upon this site, I converted the Ominous Comma to a Dofollow blog.

Simply put, this means that every comment upon this site would add a small but cumulative addition to the originating site’s google ranking, allowing them to leverage their site’s visibility in the search results one comment a time.

Sadly, all this had done is inspire a host of nearly-random comments…

Dont Follow

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Omens, Portents and Porridge

January 13, 2009

At breakfast this morning I found a hair in my oatmeal.

A full mustache delicately floating in my bowl

Clearly, it is a sign. Somewhere, somehow, in some thoroughly obnoxious way, Doctor Harold Toboggans in on the move…

A Hair in my Oatmeal

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