After nearly twenty years with The Hot Comma Momma, I have decided to make an honest woman out of her.
Already, I know a host of husbands are leaning closer to their screens; anxious to discover what manner of experimental therapy I have pioneered borrowed from Doctor Toboggans to deliver such breathtaking results.
This task, one that many would say required an army of specialists, psychiatrists, and a thorough submersion in truth serum, has been accomplished with the most unassuming of treatments: Facebook.
After untold months of godless cohabitation, our social profiles were at last joined in networking matrimony.
Here is a firsthand account of the whole affair:
I am thinking about holding the reception on Flickr or maybe Twitter.
MySpace offered to host it, and their rates are reasonable, but illiterate teenage drama gives me a rash.
What do you suggest?
Are you on Facebook? Add the Ominous Comma to your Facebook experience.
You can also add Doctor Toboggans to your Facebook experience, but I don’t really recommend it.
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LOL! That is so classic! Can’t wait to hear that you’ve taken the whole show on the road doing talk shows.
And, that’s so sweet …. the ominous comma and the hot momma comma… how appropo….
“the ominous comma and the hot momma commaâ€¦ how appropoâ€¦.”
That’s a cool sentence, Sharon. Try saying it five times really fast. It’s a lot of fun!
I promised my self I wouldn’t cry *sniff*… but its just so beautiful…
My advice would be corn starch; itâ€™s all natural and costs ten cents a tonâ€¦..
Oh, I’m sorry I though you were asking about the rash…..
Filing for a Facebook divorce is not as easy Brent, in fact; I hear once you commit to Facebook you can never leave! You may clickity click the â€œmarried but highly annoyed with my spouse at the momentâ€ status if that lessens the sting a bit.
P.S. Are you as excited as I am about U2’s soon to be released “No Line on the Horizon”?
Sharon -I think so too. In fact, I won’t rest until Oprah offer me a tissue on national television.
Chris non-C -No Sharon, don’t do it. That is one of the most hypnotic phrases in the English language. After five repetitions you would be handing over not just your social security number, but your high school locker combination as well. Shame on you Chris.
Alex L. -I’ll see if Oprah has a kleenex for you too.
jeolmstead -Thanks, I’ve been taking calamine shots until now. Talk about a hangover.
Debbie -So I’ve stuck with Her Hotfullness forever? It will be tough, but I’ll manage somehow.
And yes, I am ecstatic about some new U2.
Yes I’d say it will be tough for you to be “stuck” with one of the most caring, intelligent, and naturally beautiful women on the planet…aka Hot Comma Momma. I need a name just as terrific…how about Semicolon Sweetie or Quotation Cutie? No, just not the same…stink!
Oh drat!!! Its been so hard to run a good con since you recovered your conscience. Maybe Dr. T needs to come back so I can get some locker combos again. SSHEEESH!!!
One thing for sure, we never know what true happiness is until we get married,
Then, itâ€™s too late
Debbie is the best. I will dubb her “Her Exclamatory Excellence!” EE for short:)
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I love it! Thank You Camille!
Debbie -How about the Triumphant Tilde? If you were in a hurry you just go by t~
Chris non-C -Remember, crime doesn’t pay…Unless you can get it in a sleeper hold.
jeolmstead -That comment is so loaded it may even qualify as an assault weapon. I’m slowly backing away.
Camille -Wouldn’t that be HEE?
(h)EE -With friend like this…
Congratulations! You were never really married until you made that connection in Facebook, let me tell ya. I’m so happy that she approved! I can’t imagine what your video would have been like if she didn’t. LOL Oh well, you could always get some marriage counseling from Dr. T. if needed. :)
Chris …. LOL…. I am attention deficit and I’d probably forget halfway through the mantra. Later on, I might remember again that I was supposed to do something *fun* and start all over agin.
TOC …. Cry at will. Is that what you are practicing now for the Oprah gig? Hey, I’d also like to see that on facebook.
Chunks of Reality -With therapists like Doctor Toboggans who needs infectious disease? Let’s just be glad that we didn’t need his services. Ending up with the Hot Comma Momma wasn’t a bad bonus either.
Sharon -Your limited attention span may be the only thing coming between you and the nefarious locker-scheming ways of Chris. And does Oprah even have a facebook? My guess is that we will soon see the emergence of the “O” social network
Hmmm…I like that as well.
Brent, I found this video about Facebook that I thought you might like.
25 Things I Hate About Facebook
T~ -As well you should, that nickname rocks.
ScottL -That was a great video. I like the way that, unlike many other social sites, Facebook is actually usable as a real means of communication, helping me keep up with people both far away and across town. But, I don’t have any patience for food fights, or flair, or “fun” applications either. In fact here is a list of everything I don’t want to do on facebook.