A surprisingly long time ago I announced to the internet that I may (or may not) have returned to blogging.
And then silence descended upon this site.
Well I have been back….
Just not here.
Instead I have been laboring furiously at Mind Over Memphis, the new, new home of our own Doctor Harold Toboggans.
I’ve even started a podcast.
So while I still intend to write here occasionally, most of my output will most likely remain over there.
Be sure to stop by for a visit.
I interrupt my chronic abandonment of this blog to bring you the following announcement: After a long and comforting absence, Dr Harold Toboggans has been sighted again in Memphis.
Reliable sources confirm rumors that the infamous psychoanalyst is set to attend the Cooper Young Trunk or Treat celebration this Sunday, October 31st. The event is scheduled to run from 4pm to 6pm at 1015 Cooper Ave, so, in the interest of safety, I suggest you all head to Arkansas.
Amazingly, the Doctor is already blogging about this hideous new plan over at the Mind Over Memphis site.
The brave/foolhardy can find more details on the impending Trunk or Treat tragedy here.
Bloodcurdling footage now available….At the newly redecorated Doctor Toboggans website.
See Zombait for yourself
Go there now.
On May 28th at precisely 6:32 pm, the normally quiet streets of downtown Memphis erupted into the flagrant flurry of festering flesh that is the annual Memphis Zombie Massacre.
The roads ran red with corn syrup as the undead participants faced a horror worse than their own potent halitosis…the sickening specter of Doctor Harold Toboggans.
Ever conscientious to cash, the Doctor dedicated himself to separating the recently reanimated from their money.
Joining Zombies Anonymous and Cerebitol AZ in the lineup of dubious products offered by Toboggans this year was the brand-new Zombait zombie distractant. (video to come)
For further accounts of this heart-rending event be sure to check out scribblescrawl, TheoGeo, Zach Breaux as well as the flickr photo pool and the Doctor’s own Facebook album.
Doctor Toboggans is coming for you.
And your now useless human currency.
Let’s not forget the painful lessons we learned last year.
You have been warned.