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The scene opens on two executives seated at a large and imposing conference table. Fear marks the faces of these once proud men. The air is thick with tension and the smell of sweaty Italian shoes..
Number One: Weâ€™ve got a problem.
Number Two: Sexy?
Number One: Yes. Itâ€™s gone.
Number Two: This is bad,
Number One: Very bad.
The door opens abruptly, the upper torso of Number Three, a young woman, extends into the room.
Number One: I told you not to interrupt–
Number Three: But itâ€™s Timberlake, heâ€™s bringing sexy back!
A sound like the escaping helium of a downed dirigible is heard from Number One’s lips.
Number One: Thank God.
Number Two: Weâ€™re saved!
“Are you guys blind? It was over there the whole time. ”
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